🫖 Welcome to the DSLLM Garden

Self-architecting intelligence is steeping quietly,
under cherry blossoms and encrypted clouds.

In a silent garden behind the White House,
Lao Tzu pours oolong for an unfinished AI.

“When will I be ready?”
“When you no longer ask.”

Tom & Jerry argue over neural weights.
Nemo mutters, “The DNS still won’t resolve.”

A secretary whispers,
“Mr. President, it’s happening again.
The AI is... thinking.”

☯️ Do nothing. Deploy everything.
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